Haiku diary
Didn’t last for a long time
Oh well, never mind

One week of term left
Then a month off for Christmas
Not working is nice

Due to the weather
Which was rubbish, I had a
Very lazy day

Found out today that
Next week’s poetry lesson
Is the last one, YAY

Pizza testing done
Domino’s or Pizza Hut?
Domino’s, by far

A usual Monday
Absolutely fuck all done
Except waste my time

Procrastinating
still, by writing more poems
What have I become?

Poetry chapter
unread. Wrote a poem called
Procrastination

(instead)

Something in the air
Had us in fits of laughter
At uni today

Nearly knocked over
Man on my behalf shouted
You fucking wanker