Something in the air
Had us in fits of laughter
At uni today

Nearly knocked over
Man on my behalf shouted
You fucking wanker

Went to the chemist
Bought wine. Man asked me if I
Wanted some munchies

Finally tidied
The dining room table, so
Can eat on there now

Not much done today
Due to drinking wine last night
Can see a theme here

Drinking, some shopping
For hats, then some more drinking
Canterbury day out

Trip round B&Q
To buy cupboard door handles
Exciting, my life

Leftover pizza
And chips was had for dinner
Typical student

All assignments done
At least for the time being
Drink wine and relax