I’ve got to say, I wasn’t keen on this one. As I am no longer three years old, I can manage – on a good day, at least – to get my food in my mouth and not smear it all over the place.
You’re going to have to pretend I’m northern, as it was my lunch I smeared over the page, not my dinner.
My lunch consisted of hummus, stuffed vine leaves, tomato couscous, artichokes and falafel.
I wasn’t happy about wasting hummus, I can tell you.